Evil Polish Boners I don’t know what it is about spandex suits for wrestling and rowing, but they always seem to create the most evil Polish boners. The Polish boner is a boner that the Polish boner team created using Erasmus’ Erotic Tales of Defiant Men mucus mud baths and a bunny rabbit missing one… Read more »
Melissa Febos writes of her adventures a long, long way from home.
“Memory,” a poem by Alexander Pushkin, greatest of the Russian poets and founder of modern Russian literature, translated by Jenny Wade. Includes an audio version as read by Vladimir Samoilov.
Toklasization, being the condition of failing to materialize in one’s autobiography, or of being ghostwritten out by a biographer with more vanity than ours, has become the most significant cause of suicide and psychopathology in North America. Toklasization is the condition of fame failed or failing. Toklasization occurs at the moment when one surrenders aspiration… Read more »
Claudio was only trying to make up for all the years he’d spent yearning for those legs, the ones he was always telling you about over coffee in the newly restored center of the old city, in one of those bars that’s supposed to promise you spiritual enlightenment. I remember him talking about how if… Read more »